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Backpack: A rice sack made of woven plastic sheeting (plastic woven sack)!Tired of complicated external attachments and numerous compartments? Our ultra-simple backpack is perfect for you. It’s so simple it has just one big space. You can pack your items any way you like with total freedom and no fuss. No complicated adjustment systems needed. You can carry it on your back, drag it, or even hug it close. And the best part? Its self-weight is just 27g, setting a world record!!
Tent: Two rice sacks made of woven plastic sheeting plus two 2-meter-long iron wires. An ultra-lightweight top-tier tent weighing only 120g!! Waterproof up to 600mm/24h, windproof up to 180mm/24h, and breathable up to 19000mm/24h — second only to G-tex in breathability. How about that? Still not tempted?
Mat: Foam board used for packing home appliances. Blocks out moisture and cold completely. With an ultra-strong foldable concertina design. Weighs just 23g. Known as the “Skybridge down-like comfort mat”! Some wonder, “Why don’t beggars get sick even when sleeping cold under a bridge?” The answer is they use this kind of sleeping mat.
Stove: A cola can. A super stove that can burn almost any combustible material in the world!! Forget the debate over gas stoves vs fuel stoves!! This product burns not only gasoline, cooking oil, diesel, kerosene, Sichuan pepper oil, beef tallow, chicken fat, alcohol, and other liquid fuels, but also solid fuels like coal, plastic, waste paper, garbage, and more!!! What other stove could possibly outperform this one? Self-weight: 13g
Pot: A canned luncheon meat tin. Its ultra-thin design gives it unprecedented thermal conductivity, a design height other manufacturers haven’t achieved. Plus, it weighs just 20g. No wonder poet Zhao Lihua once said nostalgically, “This pot is really fantastic!”
Sleeping Bag: Made from woven plastic sack fabric with water-repellent properties. Filled with 1100G of shredded newspapers from the Southern Metropolis Daily (apparently People’s Daily shreds provide better insulation). Expansion ratio of 120.
Trekking Poles: A pair of 1.5-meter bamboo poles. No issues with disconnection or locking mechanisms. Naturally grown in one seamless piece. Greener and stronger than titanium alloy. Super premium poles weighing only 100g.
Shoes: Anti-slip straw shoes. These hiking shoes have quite a history. Tested by millions during long expeditions. They were the exclusive footwear used by the Red Army when crossing snowy mountains. Such large-scale use of the same type of shoe in human history is unprecedented. The massive mountain ranges crossed by those troops were also of unparalleled scale, even making history. These shoes are not only comfortable and anti-slip but can even double as mini crampons on ice. One shoe, two functions. Multiple benefits in one.