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Hello everyone, I’m Romance Legend. Though my love life is quite legendary, I’m now facing the biggest crisis of my life — my girlfriend of many years is about to break up with me. So I decided to take her on a one-day trip to Kaohsiung to see if we could save our fading love.

“Finally arrived, and my girlfriend looks really excited about this trip!” As soon as I stepped out of the train station, a somewhat creepy uncle called out to me.

“Kid, want to find some springtime?” the uncle said.
I love my girlfriend so much, and this is supposed to be a reconciliation trip — there’s no way I’m looking for any “springtime”!
“Uh… uncle… how much does it cost around here?” I asked sneakily.
“Depends on what you’re looking for. We have options for 600 a day or 400 a day,” the uncle said. 600 a day? That’s way too cheap — whose springtime is that affordable?

“The shop’s over there, just pick whoever you like and take them out,” he added.

Turns out it was Springtime Car Rental. Phew… almost turned into a breakup trip. But since we’re already here, let’s rent a car and officially kick off our Kaohsiung adventure.

Our first stop was Sister Lao Wu Breakfast Shop on Lai Nan Street, said to be a hidden gem recommended by Foodie Safari.

Wait… is this really the place? It’s so unassuming, I wouldn’t even want to go in.

“This place gives zero appetite,” my girlfriend started to get impatient.

“......................”

The menu had so many choices, no wonder she ended up ordering so much without thinking.

“Your baked egg sandwich looks so dry and flat!” my girlfriend said. “Uh… babe… wanna check it out from this angle?” I replied.

“Then what about this toast you ordered for me? It’s so plain.”

“Just take a bite first.”

“Mmm… actually, it’s pretty good.”

After eating, my girlfriend felt a bit thirsty and insisted on finding a popular drink shop.

“It’s the locals, I’m just following the crowd for the vibe, hahaha…”

Alright, forget I said anything.

According to the owner, they had just finished renovating recently.

So we ordered a cup of old-school black tea that we’d always wanted to try but never got the chance — it even came with a tea bag… wait, why are there two straws? Ah, must be because my girlfriend has a cold and doesn’t want to infect me. For a second I thought she didn’t want to share a straw with me.

We found that there were lots of old-school-style shops in the nearby alleys. Ah Mian Ma | Xian Qiao Yan among them.

Wow, this shop has such a wooden vibe. Wait a sec…

“Boss, is that fire extinguisher your shop’s signature item?”

For some reason, the boss kicked us out.

But unexpectedly, there was an amazing wall right outside the shop.

With such a beautiful backdrop, it's perfect for taking pictures of my beauty. She looks just like a classical beauty stepped out of a painting, standing so gracefully.

Look at her cherry-like lips—told you so, didn’t I?

It’s almost noon, and worried about my girlfriend getting heatstroke, I brought her to this Japanese-style ice cream shop. There’s still half an hour before it opens, but the line outside is already forming.

The flavors here change every day. How lucky—we got hazelnut today, her favorite.

“Boss, I’ll have one of these!”

“................... Why is it cocoa................” My girlfriend’s face turned sour. Wait, what? I clearly ordered hazelnut, how did it become cocoa?

Ah, it’s because I broke my finger playing basketball a few days ago—the finger’s crooked. And also, there were too many customers and not enough seats, I was afraid my girlfriend’s black pants would get dirty.

“Don’t you know I’m on my period? Can’t eat too much ice. You finish the rest!” my girlfriend said.

“Thanks… babe, you’re the best.” Then we headed to Pier-2 Art Center, where there happened to be a cultural and creative market today.

As expected, couples here just have to take some sweet photos with those installation artworks.

We’re so sweet, aren’t we? Even passersby are blinded by our glow.

Being this shiny might make people jealous, haha!!

Just then, my girlfriend seemed to notice something and hurried over.

She’s laughing. She’s smiling from ear to ear. At that moment, I think I understood something.

So this is why we’re almost breaking up. Anyway, let’s just swing a bit to clear my head.

“This swing looks like it can really go high. Just like you!”
“This swing looks like it can really go high. Just like you!”
“This swing looks like it can really go high. Just like you!” I said it three times just in case she didn’t hear me.

Wait… she seems really mad now.

Anyway, Pier-2 has plenty of installation art—it’s really great for couples to take sweet photos.

After walking around for so long, we got hungry, so we went to Miss Crocodile Brunch.

It’s located in an unassuming alley, with simple and fresh decor.

I had specifically pre-booked this couple’s seat with the staff in advance.

The menu is also quite creative. “So you ordered one bacon and tomato Margherita savory tart.”

“Yes.” “And one wild berry cheesecake.”

“Yes.”
“And one drink we’re both tired of.”

“Yes… huh?”

That’s what my girlfriend ordered—I’m guessing she meant the cheesecake is getting tiring, haha.

You take a bite, then another, and I never get a turn.

"Honey, there's something on the corner of your mouth. Let me get it off for you." After the meal, we took a stroll to the Kaohsiung Public Library.

It was brightly lit. Once inside the library, we started speaking in an unusually refined manner.

"Do you know why I brought you here? The beauty of this place isn't just the atmosphere—it reminds me of how wonderful my school days were."

"Do you remember back then when I sat behind you and told you all those cheesy jokes you loved? It's because I really liked you!" I said affectionately to my girlfriend. At that moment, she fell silent for a few seconds before replying.

"Where are you? You're too dark, I can't see you." Such a romantic line made my eyes well up with tears.

Let’s commemorate this perfect night with this photo of us hugging and crying. For our final stop, we headed to the Love River.

The place was dazzling with vibrant colors. “Break up happily,” I joked—indeed, after visiting the main library, I could even play word games like a Chinese idiom chain.

"Do you know the meaning of bringing you to the Love River? Because I want to fall in love with you all over again."

"Alright, then I’ll grant your wish—jump in."

"Wait, wait before you push me. Do you know the heart I just made wasn’t just any ordinary heart?" It was DNA.

"Tonight, I want to give you nothing but DNA."

"Okay, okay, just for effect—help me up!"

"Alright, honey, just quietly enjoy this beautiful night view in front of you."
"I want to sincerely tell you, I know you’ve been especially distant these past few days. I get the message. Our relationship needs some adjustment, and I’m willing to change for you."
"When our relationship faces challenges, I’m not afraid. I carefully planned this trip to Kaohsiung, hoping to rekindle the spark from when we first met, and fall in love all over again."

My girlfriend’s expression turned serious.
"Actually, I know you’ve put in a lot of effort and care into our relationship. You always swallow your pride and tolerate my nonsense because you value our relationship more than yourself."
"But the reality is, our personalities just don’t match. Our relationship will only grow more distant, and this trip to Kaohsiung won’t change anything," she said.
At that moment, the lively city of Kaohsiung felt unbearably quiet.
"Alright, I understand what you mean," I said flatly.

"So... about the expenses—the breakfast was 87 NT for me, Miss Crocodile was 200, I’ll cover the small change for the other activities, just give me 800, and for the train tickets..."
"I’m just kidding, okay?! Can’t you see we’re clearly meant to be? You’ve got no sense of humor at all, can’t take a joke!" my girlfriend said.

And so, the one-day Kaohsiung trip to win back my almost-ex girlfriend was a huge success.
Shop Information:
Kaohsiung Motorcycle & Car Rental – Spring Rent-A-Car

Address: No. 307, Jianguo 2nd Rd., Sanmin District, Kaohsiung City (slightly left and forward from the front exit of the train station)
Phone: (07)238-3158 │ 0920-5277-49
Business Hours: Open 24 hours, all year round
Notes: Cheaper if booked via bank transfer │ Motorcycles from 350–600 NT │ Details on official website
Sisters’ Fifth Breakfast Cold Drinks

Address: No. 137-3, Lainan Street, Yancheng District, Kaohsiung City (located in an alley)
Phone: (07)551-1100
Business Hours: Mon–Sat 6:00–18:00 | Sun 6:00–14:00 Note: Meals are served until 13:00
Xiangming Tea House

Address: No. 264, Wufu 4th Road, Yancheng District, Kaohsiung City
Phone: (07)551-4374
Business Hours: 9:00 – 21:00 (Mon–Sat) | 10:00 – 21:00 (Sun) | Closed on Wed
Traditional-Style A-Mian Mah|Lan/span>

Address: No. 198-27, Xinle Street, Yancheng District, Kaohsiung City
Phone: 0982-255-796 | (07)375-5676
Business Hours: Weekdays (Mon–Fri) 11:00–19:00 | Holidays (Sat–Sun, public holidays) 10:30–19:00 | Summer: Closed every Wednesday
Note: Orders can be placed by phone in advance
Pier-2 Art Center

Address: No. 1, Dayong Road, Yancheng District, Kaohsiung City
Phone: (07)521-4899
Business Hours: Mon–Thu 10:00–18:00 | Fri–Sun & public holidays 10:00–20:00
Note: Crowded with girls on holidays, just browse with your eyes
Miss Crocodile Brunch

Address: No. 40, Lane 9, LinSen 2nd Road, Lingya District, Kaohsiung City
Phone: (07)338-8881
Business Hours: 10:00–18:00 | Closed on Mondays
Kaohsiung Municipal Central Library

Address: No. 61, Xinguang Road, Qianzheng District, Kaohsiung City
Phone: (07)536-0238
Business Hours: 10:00–22:00 | Last entry at 21:30 on Sat & Sun
Love River in Kaohsiung

Address: He dong Road, Qianjin District, Kaohsiung City
Phone: (07)216-0668
Business Hours: 15:00 – 22:00 (Weekdays) | 09:00 – 22:00 (Holidays)
Note: The above are the operating hours of the Love Boat | Because the Love River is open all year round
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